ENTERTAINMENT SCOOP ZONE: NEXT INSTALLMENT OF SCREAM FRANCHISE TO FEATURE A LIQUID METAL GHOSTFACE . . . NEW STUDY SHOWS STRONG CORRELATION BETWEEN THE PLANETARY DEATH SPIRAL OF ENDSTAGE CAPITALISM AND THE FINANCIAL SUCCESS OF HUNGER GAMES SEQUELS, PREQUELS, SIDEQUELS, SPINOFFS, RIPOFFS, AND VARIOUS ANCILLARY MERCHANDISING GAMBITS. IN OTHER WORDS: AUDIENCES RELATE . . . DESPITE INITIAL RUMORS A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION REVEALS THE BONE TEMPLE TO NOT BE AN ADULT FILM . . . COUNT DRACULA, IN AN EPICALLY CATTY PODGRIFT INTERVIEW, ACCUSES THE TOP OSCAR CONTENDER SINNERS OF ‘RIDING HIS CAPE’ . . . THE HELLFIRE SHROUDED GHOST OF EPSTEIN IS IN TALKS WITH MELANIA DIRECTOR BRETT RATNER TO GET HIS OWN CINEMATIC GLAZING . . .
