GANGSTER NEWS UPDATES: TRUMP MAFIA TO EXPAND ITS DOMINION TO INCLUDE VENEZUELAN OIL RESERVES . . . XI MOB EXPECTED TO INCORPORATE TAIWAN . . . PUTIN HOODLUMS STILL LEANING ON UKRAINE . . . THIS WEEK’S SPECIAL COMMENTARY IS FROM NONE OTHER THAN THE GHOST OF AL CAPONE. WE MUST PROVIDE A WARNING FOR AUDIO SENSITIVE LISTENERS AS CAPONE COMMUNICATES VIA A PIERCINGLY INTENSE WAIL GENERATED BY HIS ETERNAL GRAVEBOUND SPINNING MOTION . . .
