PRESIDENT TRUMP THREATENED TO DEPLOY TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT’S EPIC ERMAHGERD FACE TO COW THE PEOPLE OF CANADA INTO SUBMISSION. ECONOMIC WARFARE EXPERTS SAY THIS IS YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF MR. TRUMP’S UNPRODUCTIVE PERFORMATIVE PUD-PULLING THAT MAY BE INTENDED TO DISTRACT AMERICANS FROM THEIR RAPIDLY DECLINING WAGES, HEALTH, AND HAPPINESS. A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE PRESIDENT SPEAKING UNDER CONDITION OF ANONYMITY SAID, “THE PEOPLE VOTED TO BURN DOWN THEIR OWN HOUSE BACK IN THE FALL OF 2024-MAY AS WELL ENJOY THE FINAL ACT OF THIS INFERNAL CLOWN SHOW!” . . . STOCKS ARE UP . . .
