You think you’ll have a better time with the alternate timeline version of things wherein the heroes are villains and the villains are heroes . . . but you just can’t shake the feeling that you’re now stuck in a trifling “Opposite Day” type of deal.
And even if you could switch back to the “Original Recipe” timeline . . . well, how long before you just start resenting that as a numbingly obvious status quo, eh?
And then if you try to hop back and forth between the two timelines . . . well, how long ‘til your legs start getting tired?
You can’t just plop down between the two destinations-that’d be like sleeping at the airport or bus station, wouldn’t it?
If only your legs never got tired!
If only you could do without sleep!
If only you could stay forever on the run!
If only you could overcome your stern need for definitiveness and embrace the whimsy of a grandiose Opposite Day!
Alas . . .
