Monday, August 10, 2026

THE NEW OBVIOUS #53:

There’s no bridge to the future.

It’s not even there.

I assume it collapsed from lack of maintenance.

Or maybe it was bombed? Lotta that going around these days.

I think I saw something on the news about some giant monster? Did that wreck the bridge? That’s kinda cool.

I guess it could’ve been abducted by aliens. Which is also pretty cool. It’s always cool to get a ride somewhere out of the blue. Even cooler when it’s from out of the pitiless void of space. 

Or maybe it quit? Fuck yeah if it did. If I was a bridge I’d quit.

In any case . . . the bridge is gone.