Q: Your hair is amazing! How do you get it to look like that?
A: Every last strand is inserted into my scalp with utmost care and precision by a set of teams of hair installation experts who work in dedicated shifts so as not to tire out their eyes and hands each and every day. It’s hard work. My scalp fights these heroes every step of the way. ‘Tis an ornery scalp. But my teams of hair installation experts have strategy, tenacity, and years of experience to counteract the reactionary armed resistance of my scalp . . . tho’, it must be said, many have given their lives that I might rock this kingly mane for all the world to see, to enjoy, and to worship. Let their names and their works be honored ‘til the end of time!
