OPINION/COMMENTARY: LIFE WOULD BE GREATLY IMPROVED IN THIS NATION IF I COULD HAVE AN EPIC SHOWDOWN WITH AT LEAST TWO FEARSOME MECHABEASTS PER EPISODE BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER THE EYECATCH. BECAUSE, LET’S FACE IT, THAT FIRST HALF OF THE SHOW? I’M KINDA JUST MARKING TIME ‘TIL THE HUGE DUST-UP IN THE SECOND HALF. BUT IF I’M DESTROYING A WORTHY ENEMY RIGHT AS THAT EYECATCH HITS? BOOM! I’M PUMPED FOR THE SECOND HALF-WHICH ALSO CLIMAXES WITH ME ANNIHILATING AN EVEN TOUGHER BOSS ENEMY. A DOUBLE CLIMAX EVERY EPISODE, GUARANTEED. NOTHING FINER. OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, SOME ENEMIES’LL TAKE UP BOTH HALVES OF THE PROGRAM. SOME GOTTA BE MORE SPECIAL THAN THE REST. THAT’S FINE. BUT I’M TELLING YOU: WE DOUBLE UP ON THE BOSS BATTLES WE CAN REALLY GET THIS THING JUMPIN’. ALSO: MORE ACTION FIGURES MEANS MORE MERCH MEANS THAT MONEY JUST GETS EASIER AND EASIER. THE MORE I FIGHT THE MORE I WIN-HAW! HAW! HAW!
