THROWBACK TO 2009:
So, like . . . Canzo Empyrean . . . that's just one of Destro's concussion dreams after getting injured, right? 'Cause he's got that full head, uh, metal, uh, like, all-enclosing mask-so, uh, he must've gotten knocked out in battle-'cause they fire off an unbelievable amount of ordnance on the, uh, the G.I.Joe cartoon show, but nobody ever gets killed. But people are gettin' knocked about, and banged up, so they must catch some kinda damage, right?
Or maybe it's a narcissism deal. Villains are narcissistic. Destro's a villain. Could Canzo Empyrean be fan fiction about Destro-written by Destro himself?! 'Cause he's too impatient to cultivate a proper fanbase?! He's, uh, like, inducing a fan cultural product all on his own!?!?
Dude. I think that's it. Gotta be.
