Thursday, December 15, 2022

BURNING QUESTIONS IN A UNIVERSE OF MYSTERY #18:


So . . . did the dude from that Watch Dogs video game-with the trenchcoat and the ballcap?-did that guy originate from the stop motion animated opening from The Chevy Chase Show? 'Cause if you watch The Chevy Chase Show, like, it begins with a ballcap'n'trenchcoat dude doing parkour all over Hollywood, and stealing letters from all these signs-I mean it's in stop motion not computer graphics, but it looks just like the guy from Watch Dogs. Swear to Christ. Just look at the footage. Which suggests a number of things, right? 'Cause you know how hard The Chevy Chase Show bombed. They spent all that money. Did all that work. Those shows on late night are expensive. When they go down in flames it's like blood in the water, man, here come the sharks of . . . like . . . spite or whatever . . . but I figure that parkour dude from the opening-he must've been all fucked-up with despair which is why he was such a drag in that Watch Dogs game. 


That's how I figure it, anyways.