Wednesday, December 14, 2022

HUMPDAY THINGS I LIKE #8:


Endless vista of money.

Foreground is money.

Middleground is money.

Background . . . what is that? Mountains-?


A voice from the past-


No. Those are not mountains in the background. That's just more money. Before, people said that money makes the world function. Or words to that effect. Now, world is money. You disagree? Go ahead. Here.


A tape measure manifests in the air before your eyes.


Measure it. Show me where money ends and world begins, or show me where world ends and money begins. Either will do. 


You reach for the tape measure . . . grasp it . . . only to have it transform into money in your hands.


HA! HA! HA! Well, you can go buy a tape measure, I suppose.


But even as you listen to the voice from the past, the money in your grasp . . . transforms into money!


HA!HA!HA!HAA! Oh, lordy, it's nothing bu$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


All is money . . .