Am I the only one who hates it when an action figure comes with a grappling hook instead of an actual weapon?
People console me by saying, "You could kill someone with a grappling hook. Don't lose hope!"
And am I a sucker for taking the hopebait?
Am I a loser for making Batman bludgeon the Penguin to death with high end climbing equipment?
And what does that say about my vision of Batman as a rageaholic impulsively using his rich man's toys to murder someone? Maybe Wayne and Cobblepot were on a rock climbing excursion, they had a little too much to drink, inhibitions were lowered, thresholds reduced, and a petty disagreement turned lethal.
And people think that edgelordy diaper baby Zack Snyder bullshit is dark.
Ring me up, DC, I'll give you true darkness!
