Wednesday, December 14, 2022

BURNING QUESTIONS IN A UNIVERSE OF MYSTERY #16:


So, when the famous person finally racked up an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony, they seemed to go a little crazy, right? They really made a spectacle of themselves, just going wild in public, you know? And no one seems to know why this person is gettin' up to antics.


So, Larry, my question is this: is it possible that their EGOT was contaminated with ergot? 


That would be something, wouldn't it?


Ergotism concealed by presumed celebrity egotism.


'Tis a subtle fungus, no?