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The Sharting Economy: Is It Scalable? by Rivers Duty
Fundamentals of Essential Elements by Smith Johns
Group Sex in the Age of Hyperindividualism by Sol Randy
"I can't start existing!" and Other Pertinent Dilemmas of the Disillusionment Era by Prima Nons
INFERNO AT SPEED: One Man's Journey Through Flamethrower Themed Fight Calls of the American Theatre in the Post-Literacy Age by Bannion Flail
Civilizations in Collision: Cat People, Dog People, and the Risk of Nuclear Annihilation by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute
Portable Toilets and the Image of (Post) Modernity: Reflections on a Lifetime of Greasy Bowel Movements at State Fairs by Linder Hole
FINAL DIALECTIC: How the Wendy's Salad Bar Returned from the Dead to Become the Final Boss of the Internet by Sally Fuchs of the Trend Pursuer Institute
"Who even are we anymore?": Whipped Cream Semiotics of Instagram Dog Videos in a Post-9/11 Universe by Petty Scratcherson
The Threat of Uniform Mischief a novel by H.H. Brill
Dancing Forever in the Land of Hooray: One Woman's Journey to Re-Create the K-Mart Snack Bar Inside Her Own Apartment by Isabella Dairy
Signs of Wife: One Man's Daring Quest to Remember Why He Ever Wanted to Get Married In the First Place, and the Tantalizing Possibility that Quantum Mechanics May Yet Prove that He Has Always/Never Been Married to that Cat in that Box that Scientists May or May Not Have Poisoned for Some Reason by Bill Dews
SUPERSTAR: THE AMAZING TRUE SAGA OF A NARCISSISTIC STELLAR OBJECT by Professor Ida Grands of the Cosmic Psychopathology Institute
Nothing Exists: the Counterintuitive Saga of How Reality Actually Exists by Serpenty Serpentson
The Memory of Furniture a novel by H.H. Brill
Randomly Breaking Shit While Yelling Incoherently: My Life Changing Odyssey Through the Post-9/11 Universe by Butch Thruston
Patternicity Structures in the Worldaround Context by Smith Johns
10,000 Years of Honda Hotboxing: a Saga of the Future by Becky Rollingpape
Gas Line Explosion at the Comedy Open Mic: an Insider's Account of How Nothing of Value was Lost by Carl Hawtson
Pristine Valley: the Inside Story of the Visionaries Chasing the Dream of the World's First Self-Wiping Asshole by Clay Brown
Metamodern Approaches to Pre-Drywall Inspection: a Primer edited by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute
Mildly Psychic: My Life of Occasionally Being Able to Guess Shit Correctly by Johnny Nonmalta
Audio Auto Fellatio: Tips and Hacks for the Up-and-Coming Podcaster by Jack Swallows
Football, Faith, and Family: One Man's Quest to Fill the Empty, Mocking Hole of Life with Various Activities by Eldo Parzival Butts
Governance Prospects of the New Millenium in Context: Challenges, Perceptions, Rewards, and Punishments by Johns Smith
Death Duel at the Farmer's Market: Localism and its Discontents by Firmalon Dukepour
Angry Absolutions: My Journey of Faith, French Fries, and Fanny Packs by Father Merriman Tubebringer
Howl of Savings: The Citizens' Guide to Precision Coupon Clipping by Gordon Plasmellion
"Ya'll play purdy, now!": Gladiator Capitalism of the New Reality: a Transcript of the Shindig Institute Symposium curated by William D. Tucker
Towards the New Derp: YouTube, Post-Literacy, and Adult Diaperism by Samuel Spooliston
Roast Beef Elitism: the Final Days of Fast Food Chic by Cornby Pressuredowl
Blunt Instruments: Overapplications of Marijuana Smoke in Civil Engineering Projects by Murph Derby
Fortresses of Forbearance a novel by H.H. Brill
Rowdy Conformists: a Sociological Dream Life Analysis of NASCAR Fandoms in the Post 9/11 Universe by Dr. Hildegarde Crasher
Postures of Action: Late Capitalist Semiotics of Life Drawing Class Models by Dio McGillicutty
Perpetual Diarrhea: One Man's Quest to Become a Raging Asshole by Bob Tubecloggingson
The Need State of Necessary Necessities by Smith Johns
Liminal Feces: a Case Study of the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan's Phantom Shitter by McCubbins Delgado
Epizoochory as the Ultimate Freerider Threat to Libertarian Discourse: an Emergency Symposium of the Profits Without Limits Institute curated by Zapper Grabtube
"I honestly couldn't tell the difference": Porn Parodies and the Looming Ontological Crisis by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute
Introduction to Quantum Proctology by Dr. Angela Fiberblast
Wild Stasis: My Inspirational Journey From Gestating Fetus to Inherited Wealth by Prince Geoffrey Poshstain
Imperial Bowel Movements: Wastewater Portraits of British Royals by Dr. Audrey Strainer
Collaborative Bowel Movements: A Handbook for Communities by Danny Double Dumps
Pushin' the Cushion: New Pillow Stress Test Paradigms in the Post-9/11 Universe by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute
I WORK A DAY, I JERK A DAY: My Wild Journey into the Soda Jerk Revival Scene by Suds Spurtos
Opus 69: Putting the Sexy Back Into Classical Music by Melody Shamus
A Comprehender's Comprehensive Compendium of Comprehensive Comprehensions by and for Comprehenders by Smith Johns
A Certain and Familiar Doom a novel by H. H. Brill
Hallucinogenic Butt Crust, or How I Learned to Stop Wiping and Transform My Asscrack into a Garden of Hallucinatory Delights by Trip Crackson
Doing Backflips Forever: A Beginner's Guide to Injuring All of their Shit by Bannion Flail
Suspect Fluids: an Erotic Thriller by Busting Champeen
Postmodern Identity Performance in the Contemporary Security Theatre by Clortis Dannywall
The Joy of Nonstop Unforced Errors: Living Your Best Worst Life at Maximum Volume by Flowery Sharpe
An Aesthetic Appreciation of Rudy Giuliani's Mystery Head Goo: a Shindig Institute Emergency Appreciation Symposium curated by William D. Tucker
Shart to the Top: A New Vision of the Protestant Work Ethic In Action by Bubba Swaingro
The Secret Millennial Aspirations of Decade-ism: A Deep Dive Into (Not-So) Buried Desires by Cronus Sandwichian
The Joy of Unbridled Assholery: a Cultural History of the Unitary Executive by Jury Burnself
Dirty Bombs: A Childhood Memoir of Sneaking Dog Turds into Snowballs by Scat Brinks
Forever Y2K: Annualized Approaches to the Millennium by Darst Apocahills
FORM LIKE VOLTRON: Future Prospects of Rousseau's General Will in the Post-9/11 Universe: a Shindig Institute Symposium curated by William D. Tucker
Moist McSharty: The Wild, Unauthorized History of the Worst Fucking Name of All Times by Bends Hopceleratorson
Repetitive Heavy Lifting Motions: Principles and Precepts by Chet Beefhauser
Content and its Discontents by Smith Johns
Count Rimjobula's Castle of Rimjobs by E. Nebulon Yowzers
"-that and seven bucks": Towards the Proverbial Cup of Coffee by Club Werkin
"I HAVE ARRIVED.": A Post-Liminality Reader edited by Sham Trenderson
The Fucknuts of Supreme Mystery by Hortenzio Obitus
"Stay on the scene like a guillotine": James Brown's Forgotten Time Travel Adventure to Revolutionary France by Rob Crownroller
Shartgeist: Spirit of the Sharting Age by Franklin Lectric Badgegoon
Getting High as Blank: How Smoking Weed Cured Me of Compulsive Swearing and Allowed Me to Become a Successful Children's Television Personality by Fluffy Nitro
Liminal Nutbust: Pornogasmic Passages in the History of Fucking by Reginald Vroomspunk
Procedural Prospects of Forecasting Processes: Theoretical Potentials and Speculative Possibilities by Smith Johns
Shartbusters: Hegelian Backlash to the Excesses of Shart Culture in Suburban Milwaukee by Loder Kurtesy
Towards the New Crunchy: Flavor Theoretical Applications of Concrete in the Age of Candy Bar Couture by Brandi Conflict
Shart Overboost: the Official Strategy Guide by Cyclical Incentives Publishing
Generosity Paradigms of the New Bank Robber Class: an Overview edited by John Dillinger XXV and Robin Hood 2099
Shart Shards: Quest for the Overshart a novelization by Glaze Dominus adapted from the screenplay by Dan Buttervista, Fault Goderperson, Nigel Promptrealm, Stonebone Irongallop, Malware M. Scooty, and Linda Battleship
Hawks and Handsaws: a Consideration of Cryptic Shit by Joyce New
Liminal Shart: The Choice Between Wet or Dry in the Post-9/11 Universe by Albrecht Duty
Abhorrent Albacore a novel of existential dread and tedium by Newton Wrexis
Shart's Requiem by Harry Tourniquet
The Blame Beasts a novel by H.H. Brill
"Shart's alive, my dog!": Famous Last Words of the Post-Toilet Paper Era A Shindig Institute Symposium curated by William D. Tucker
Grip and Countergrip: Grasping the Nuances of Secret Handshakes in the Realms of Shrinerdom by Elaine Coordinate
Moist McSharty and the Nutbust Crew: Counterintuitive Pathways Through the Labyrinth of Big Music's Globalization by Harriet Perseus
Night of the Necronomicon Numbnuts by Ludwig Doe
Protagonist vs. the Sheer Thingness of Things a novel by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute
Perambulations in a Golden Nutbust by Empedocles Prufrock
At the Mountains of Shartness by Humbert Pussywillow Lovecraft
The Magnificent Motherfuckers a Men's Adventure Novel by Shaftus McMotherson
Peer-to-Peer Proctological Prognostics by Jackal Overquestion
The Magnificent Motherfuckers a novelization by Glaze Dominus based on a screenplay by Blown Butterdunk adapted from the novel by Shaftus McMotherson
Grievous Gunk: My Intimate Journey Into Cleaning My Bathtub After Putting It Off For Seven Or Eight Years Or Thereabouts, I'm Not Great With Timekeeping, You Know, I Really Just Prefer To Live In The Moment, Is That Such A Sin? by Quest Veering Dormant
The Return of the Magnificent Motherfuckers a novelization by Glaze Dominus based on a screenplay by Blown Butterdunk and Tab Position with characters from the novel by Shaftus McMotherson
The Physique Technique: A Guide for the Ripped'n'Shredded by Chet Beefhauser
"We just couldn't leave it to die on Earth": An Unauthorized History of Indie Scene Breakups, Burnouts, Shitty Music, and Assorted Melodrama in Late Twenty-First Century Martian Colonies by Adam Burngo
Grave Buffet: The Chilling True Story of Eating at the Country Buffet whilst Binge-Watching Friends on Your Mobile Device by Roger Turtle
Pondering the Precious Precipice of a Pluripotent Prospect: Post-Pandemic Potential and Provident Possibility Pre-Panic by Smith Johns
Firm Aspersions: A Guide to Assertive Casting by Redrick Ronaldson Eyeburr
Onslaught of the Magnificent Motherfuckers a novelization by Glaze Dominus adapted from a screenplay by Blown Butterdunk, Tab Position, Jeffman Explicatorson, and D'arcy Brainspoor distantly inspired by a novel by Shaftus McMotherson
FOREVER RIPPED: My Journey to Forever Muscles by Chet Beefhauser
The Asshole of Atlantis a speculative proctology by Jackal Overquestion with an Afterword by Dr. Angela Fiberblast
Post-Ripped Culture: The Death of Chet Beefhauser and the Advent of Neo-Shred by Bannion Flail
The Dare and the Derp a novel by H.H. Brill
The Shartblime: Florida Man and the New Aesthetics of the Unwiped Asshole by Reb Cracker
Sweet Nothings Whispered in the Ear of a Magnificent Motherfucker a novelization by Glaze Dominus adapted from the screenplay by Nora Perdition and Groove Manspunk freely adapted from a novel by Shaftus McMotherson
Steroids, Spontaneous Human Combustion, and You: A Guidebook For a New Kind of July Fourth Celebration by Chip Beefhauser
Ride the High Hard One a novel of penetrating masculinity by Shaftus McMotherson
The NIMBY Numbnuts: Suburban Self-Destruction and the Rise of Dead Mall Nostalgia by Joyce New
The End of Dinner Table Issues: Universal Homelessness as Gordian Knot Solution to American Political Dysfunction a Shindig Institute Outdoor Symposium curated by William D. Tucker
The Blitherati: The Rise, Stumble, Fall, Rise, Catch Your Knee On that Sharp Coffee Table Corner, Stumble, Get Distracted by Some Ostentatious Family Heirloom You No Longer Recognize, Fall Asleep in the Middle of a Conversation, Suddenly Wake Up, and then Pass Out Because You Stood Up Too Quick, and Fall of Inbred Aristocracy by Ashley Husksight
Neo-Shred's Discontents: The Post-Beefhauserian Vacuum and the Struggle for the Ripped to Find a New Center in a Multipolar Muscle Culture by Bannion Flail
Drinking Gin 'Til You Vomit: A Citizens' Guide by Sam Bleargh
Multipolar Shartness: Towards the Unwiped De-consensus by Tamerlane Thompson
The Coffeehouse Enema Scene in Mid-Twenty-First Century Post-America a Shindig Institute Symposium curated by William D. Tucker
Airline Deregulation During the Carter Administration: Do You Give A Fuck? I Don't Think Either of Us Were Even Born, My Dude! Hope It's Not On The Test by Glimmer Urmbro
The Goregeyser Gambit a novel by H.H. Brill
Genital Giftwrap: Obnoxious Sexual Quirks of These Insufferable Assholes Who Are Big Into All This Stupid Christmas Bullshit by Herzog Gesualdo Waltzington
Eating While Taking A Fat Shit: A Guide for the Hurried and the Impatient by Colin Mercury
Shart's the Word a thriller by Ivan Guano Medley
Multipolar Motherfuckery: Confusions and Contusions in a World Defined by Various Opinions and Activities by Smith Johns
Drawing Endless Amounts of Random Shit: My Journey Into Comics by Scribblescratcher McDunkenbauer
Even Genocidal Dictators Who Sabotage Democracy at Home and Abroad and Still Find the Time to Rob All of their Nation's Wealth Want Love Sometimes: A Romantic Biography of Vladimir Putin by Squirt Quisling
Shart Wars: Florida Man In Conflict with Himself: A Psychohistory For Our Times by Dr. Perri Agriblunder
Calorie Revolt: A Post-Tax Revolt Guide to the Ultimate Free Lunch by Tater Wallace Perot
Liberderpianism in the New Blowjobological Context: Meditations Upon the Prospect of an Aborning Flibbertigibbet by Smith Johns
National Security Failures in the Age of Dysfunctional Governance: A Consideration of the Sources of Panic a Shindig Institute Reader curated by William D. Tucker
Spume of Passion an Historical Romance by Rosalind Bodacious
Fork in the Wall Socket: a Novel of Our Times by Herbie 'Toots' Hornswaggleson
Interactive Fictions: an Analysis of U.S. Environmental Policies in the Pre-Panic Era by Joyce New
"My God! It's full of sharts!": Cosmic Approaches to Florida Man edited by Russell U. Sumgrub
Firing the Cream Beam: Futuristic Approaches to Erotic Weaponry a Shindig Institute Symposium curated by William D. Tucker
Magnum Clitoris the novel of ultimate eroticism by Rosalind Bodacious
Shartcuterie: Shart Cuisine in the Age of Florida Man by Chef Algol Specious
Winsome Wealthy Wankers: Intimate Portraits of London's Upper (Butt)Crust by Nigel Perspumer
Relational Realities of the New Realism by Smith Johns
Fond Reminiscences in the Age of Temerity: Signs and Symptoms by Dr. Angel Perpwalker
Falling Down the Stairs Over and Over Again: My Counterintuitive Story of Triumph by Hornald Verybanging
Fraud as a Way of Life: Towards a New Ontology by Mark Skids
Fade Into Flesh a novel by H.H. Brill
Barely Giving a Fuck: A Critical Consideration of the Sitcom Work of Charlie Sheen by Joyce New
The Oscars, the Emmys, and the Golden Globes: A Semiotic Study of Circular Jerkular Motifs in Late Capitalism edited by Professor Ida Grands
Smooth Sailing: A Post-Hope Symposium on the Nature of Non-Evidentiary Optimism in the Post-9/11 Universe curated by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute
Heart of Shartness: A Consideration of Florida Man's Psychological Need for Uncompromising Assholery by Joyce New
FINAL ANSWERS: The Looming Image of Regis Philbin Within the Global Televisual Collective Unconscious by Professor Ida Grands with a Foreword by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute
Holly's Secret Door a novelization by H.H. Brill adapted from the screenplay by Montalban Sigurnjak
Lobster Sharts: an Inquiry Into the Iniquity of Our Instantiations by Joyce New
The Company Will Keep You Company: a Citizens' Guide to Post-Government by Milton Burnguy
Metaphor and Motherfucker a novel by H.H. Brill
Anticipatory Foundations of Cultural Antecedents: A Preparation Guide by Smith Johns
Fast Spatula: How I Decided to Stop Worrying and Just Go Work at Waffle House by Justice Hortensio B. Fuckit
Smack My Ass and Watch Me Scream: A Chronicle of What My Parents Said My Birth Was Like by Nick Timegone
City of Humping: A Future Worth Fighting For or An Inescapable Humpitarian Nightmare? YOU DECIDE THE ADVENTURE a Pervy Pathways Book by Justine Andross
Telekinetic Bikini Wax: A Self-Teaching Guide by Johnny Nonmalta
Rando on the Throne: the Gripping True Crime Account of the Search For the Party Guest That Clogged My Toilet by Chasuble Contretemps (PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED UNDER THE TITLE Cairn of Shitlogs: My Quest For Justice)
Shart Dogs: A Meditation Upon Late Capitalist Subjectivity and the Perils of Having Your Canine Wear People Pants by Donald Beamular
Putin's Prostate: A Mystery of Presence and/or Absence by Linder Hole
The Shartistry of Ages: A Dead Mall Nostalgia Memorial Symposium In Praise of the Thomas Kinkade Store curated by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute
Shart Trooper: the Official Strategy Guide by Cyclical Publishing Incentives
Shart Hammer 69: the Official Strategy Guide by Cyclical Publishing Incentives
Shart Racing: the Official Strategy Guide by Cyclical Publishing Incentives
Shart Battler ZeroWiper: the Official Strategy Guide by Cyclical Publishing Incentives
Putin-Shaped Sharts: a Field Identification Guide for Shart Collectors by Ben Doodew
Voice of the Shart by Spirit Mecha Guru Zero DX: Death Xtra
Shart of the Shart: Connecting With Your Inner Shartness: A Guide For Spiritual Seekers by Spirit Mecha Guru Zero DX: Death Xtra
The Milf Beyond a novel of erotic transcendence by Rosalind Bodacious
"I will not run from my destiny. I will merely jog.": My Mildly Engaging Life of Half-Assed Mediocrity by Luke Warmerson
None More Insufferable: the Complete Shindig Institute Curations of William D. Tucker edited by Professor Ida Grands with an Introduction by H.H. Brill and featuring a Postscript by William D. Tucker with Special Musical Guest A Brontosaurus in Sheboygan
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