Do you pay attention to the scenes in action movies when the characters speak cryptically about their sordid pasts?
I don't.
This stuff is almost always filler between scenes of mayhem.
However, I have made a discovery.
Whenever action movie characters speak cryptically about their pasts I just imagine that they used to work together at K-Mart, and the hero used to sneak swigs of nacho cheese analogue product from the snackbar when the boss was hotboxing their Honda during slow periods of customer traffic.
I found this made the most recent John Wick movie more fun.
Keanu in the K-Mart.
'Tis a vision.
