This is strictly for individuals who somehow find themselves becoming the President of the United States of America.
Basically, this is called Let's Keep This Thing Goin' People!
It works like this.
You're the President.
You've started an illegal war.
Or, you know, you've inherited an illegal war started by the previous administration.
This strictly optional rule requires you to do the following: keep on waging the illegal war no matter how deep the quagmire gets; and all the while you keep promising "victory" or "peace with honor" or what have you; and then you leave office with the illegal war still raging, but now it's the new guy's problem so zero biggie. You win if and only if you avoid prison for the rest of your days. Bonus points for catching bloated speaker's fees, consultant's fees, book deals, movie/TV/streaming/gaming deals, and podgrift deals.
Obviously, due to the corrosive effects upon the public's trust in government this is all strictly optional.
Play responsibly, ya'll!
Blows a kiss and a fart.
