Thursday, June 29, 2023

BURNING QUESTIONS IN A UNIVERSE OF MYSTERY #50:

 

Wouldn't it be easier if the U.S. Supreme Court just published a weekly sales paper? 


How many yachts does it take to get movement on various far right wet dream bench legislations? 


It's not entirely clear, is it? 


I mean . . . we know. We've known for years. I'm just advocating for precision and clarity.


Plus, a sales paper is a kind of catalog or menu, isn't it? People ought to know what services are on offer from these lifetime-appointed mercenary ideologues.


Oooo, they're having a two-for-one deal this week! One dark money bribe gets you a Post-Roe Reality and the Death of Affirmative Action!


Put a justice's kid through some elite private school, and that judge's ankles will get raw from the grabbin', baby!


The more you spend the more you save!


The Supreme Court has been widely understood for years as pay-for-play just like every other All-American institution, so why be so secretive, so pretentious about shit, eh?


What could be more American than cash money service on command?


Aside from, I dunno, the gun violence epidemic-which is definitely no slouch in the All-American-ness Department, for sure, my dudes!


But, no, I would say gettin' paid is the core American Value above all others.