You know, we paid for all this licensed music to have our very own curated, Hollywood-esque soundtrack. May as well jam the leftover cuts into one Staff Roll Sandwich, right? Sure.
Just like the Hollywood director humps do to make their movies seem more hip'n'happening than what's actually on the screen. Yeah, yeah, go ahead and cry, "Cinema Envy! Cinema Envy! All video games are trying to be movies nowadays! Cinema Envy! Cinema Envy!"
Cry all you want. Even if we ship a busted, shitass product it'll still catch us a mountain range of cash from the mindlessly conformist Gotta Buy Everything jerkoffs.
Yep.
But first, we need a curtain call theme . . .
Memorial of the Fallen Ones/Toshihiko Horiyama (Demon's Crest OST)
. . . which we'll have to loop for about forty-five minutes or so. Every last random encounter gets a spot, so settle in . . .
Which brings us, at last, to the Staff Roll Sandwich . . .
Crazy In Love/Beyonce
My Way/Sid Vicious
Layla/Derek and the Dominos
The Great Pretender/The Platters
Against the Ninja/Dragon Sound
Control/Traci Lords
Kids in America/Len
Darkside/Crazy Town
House on Fire/Girls on Film
Coast to Coast Emergency/George Carlin
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?/Rod Stewart
Hypnotize/The Notorious B.I.G.
Free Bird/Lynyrd Skynyrd
Kill the Poor/Dead Kennedys
Neutron Dance/The Pointer Sisters
9 to 5/Dolly Parton
Cop Killer/Body Count
Hello Me and You/Superorganism
Alabama Song/Alan Ishii
A Reluctant Hero-Betsy-End Credits/Bernard Herrmann (Taxi Driver OST)
Cindy/Gary Wilson
It Ain't Necessarily So/Aretha Franklin
Fairy Dreamin'/Sayuri Shimizu (Genocyber OST 1)
Hey, that was kinda nice, eh? Good variety. Ran a bit long. Had to get all the names of the crunch fodder in there. And then we had, like, a million Executive Goldbrickers-I mean Executive Producers. And then the crowdfunders. A few hundred Backers. Five Big Spenders. Two Whales. One REDACTED.
That's everybody, right?
