Hmm?
What?
What did you say your name was?
Sorry,
but I got distracted listening to this MC Hammer track, the sheer properness of which totally blotted you out.
Slams a Pepsi.
Sounded like Kid Bawk.
Like Bawk Bawk Ba-Gawk.
Like chicken noises.
You could do like a commercial tie-in with Chick-Fil-A.
Maybe be the Colonel Sanders Battle March or something.
Of course, I'll be charging you my customary consulting fee for slinging these brilliant ideas your way, plus a surcharge to offset damage to my hearing regions.
