Got My Mind Set On You by George Harrison
Listen up, Rich Man.
I don’t have the time and I don’t have the money.
So you better come up with a Dollar Store alternative right quick.
Otherwise, I’ll have no choice but to start yelling incoherently while breaking shit with this length of rebar.
As you can see, I’ve used black electrical tape on the rebar to give myself a nice two-handed grip much like a broadsword.
I got my safety goggles properly fitted and in place.
And I’ve got my gloves on, so, y’know, you don’t have to worry about me hurting myself or whatever.
No Dollar Store alternative comes.
He breaks shit until he strains his back and shoulder and then he wanders away to an Unknowable Fate.
