No, seriously . . . could I do a one-to-one substitution of a juicy cheeseburger for every last one of those tortilla chips?
Cheeseburgers really, truly, deeply catch every last bit of that dippin’ salsa like gangbusters, my friend!
Oooo, oooo-and did you know that you can dip your chocolate chip cookies in the French Onion Dip? Like, in lieu of potato chips? You can! No one can stop you! I heard that’s how Dan Quayle liked to get down after that whole spelling bee situation or whatever it was back in the day.
Hell . . . you could . . . theoretically . . . dip your cheeseburgers . . . into . . . French Onion Dip . . . but that one might be a sin in the eyes of God. I haven’t looked into that one at any depth, sadly, just got caught up, you know?
But I’ll be sure to pray on it after I’m done eating, maybe after I watch some YouTube-so much great content on YouTube, new uploads every second-does that boggle your mind? Like, where do they store it all? Must be a lotta tapes, right?
Oh!
Are those my dippin’ cheeseburgers?
You came through!
HOORAY!!!
Yeah . . . here they are . . . you might want to look away for this next part . . . or are you the strong-willed type?
Uwee-hee-hee-heee . . . !
