All action movies must be available in “PCP Versions” in addition to the theatrical and/or director’s cut versions.
Basically, it will be the same movie but all of the characters will be under the influence of PCP.
So, imagine one of those John Wick movies but with more frantic incoherent gibbering, higher body counts, and 90% more face eating.
This is now the rule.
Prepare to obey!
This I Command!
