WELCOME BACK. WE CONTINUE WITH THE DAY’S HEADLINES . . . JESUS CHRIST UPLOADS VIDEO TOUR OF HELL AS A REMINDER OF THE FATE THAT AWAITS THOSE WHO SUPPORT AND/OR PERPETRATE ETHNIC CLEANSING AND GENOCIDE. CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS RESPOND BY ADVANCING BILL THAT WOULD AUTHORIZE THE CREATION OF A ‘NEW-NEW TESTAMENT’ THAT WOULD REPLACE CHRIST WITH DONALD TRUMP IN THE ROLE OF CHRISTIAN MESSIAH . . . ELON MUSK SHARES SENSITIVE NSA AND TREASURY DEPARTMENT DATA WITH BEIJING AS PART OF ONGOING QUID PRO QUO . . . NEW STUDY SUGGESTS AVERAGE AMERICAN IS FINE WITH CLIMATE INFERNO SO LONG AS THERE’S AN ACTUAL HEAVEN WHERE EVERYTHING IS FINE AS OPPOSED TO THE FICTIONAL HEAVEN WHICH, FRANKLY, SEEMS MORE LIKELY, BUT YOU GOTTA LIVE IN HOPE,Y’KNOW . . .
