THE DELUXE DAY OF HEADLINES CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP . . . DURING AN ADDRESS WIDELY UNDERSTOOD TO BE A U.S. BETRAYAL OF BOTH UKRAINE AND NATO VICE PRESIDENT J.D. VANCE SEEMED TO BE OPENLY AUDITIONING FOR A POSITION WITH THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT. HOWEVER, THE KREMLIN EXPRESSED CONCERNS ABOUT TROUBLING REPORTS OF HUMAN/COUCH HYBRIDS POPPING UP WHEREVER VANCE GOES . . . NEW POLLING DATA INDICATES A CORRUPT AND COMPLACENT U.S. POPULATION IS FINE WITH MASS DEPORTATIONS IF IT MEANS THEY CAN ENJOY THE TENSION AND FEAR OF A DECADE-LONG RECESSION . . . AT A PRESSER OF EXCRUCIATING LENGTH AND VACUOUSNESS TRUMP SEEMED TO WALK BACK AN EARLIER WALK BACK OF WALKED BACK COMMENTS RELATING TO A PROPOSED SCHEME TO DEPLOY TROOPS IN GAZA. ANALYSTS INTERPRET THIS AS A NEW FORM OF RIGHT WING PERFORMANCE ART THAT SOME HAVE DUBBED ‘FASCIST DADA’ . . .
