This is about the future.
This is about an AI protocol where, when it's implemented, it'll help you figure out what you actually like.
It's called Nah Dude.
Imagine yourself mindlessly clicking like on all the most recent posts from all of your fake friends on social media. This is just what you do everyday. This is just how social media and the fake friends you've connected with on that platform function. Almost all-nothing is ever one hundred percent-of these posts are inane wastes of everyone's time. Yours. Theirs. Everyone's. But we click like on all posts in the hopes of generating deep bonds with all people everywhere. It scarcely matters that we don't really know these people or that they scarcely know themselves beyond their utility to the platform. This is exactly where Nah Dude comes into play.
You do nothing.
You click like on all posts as per usual.
But all the while Nah Dude works invisibly to determine-based on your online psycho-social-bio-econometric profile gleaned from years of online activity-which posts you truly actually madly deeply like-and those True Clicks are the only ones that happen. But you still go through the motions of clicking on all posts, therefore sparing you the angst of having to consciously decide which posts are not-so-likable.
So you see, Nah Dude is a great protocol for circumventing your unconscious biases as well as your fear of conflict. Free will may be an illusion. It certainly isn't free. Even if we reduced the costs you pay with your money, your time, and your data, you're still burning calories to make your brain work, to click like. The cost will never be zero. However, Nah Dude offers increased relaxation, not to mention greater clarity about your functionality as a platform extension. With Nah Dude you can finally relax into Your Truth, and just click away without fear, without remorse.
There's no need to sign up.
There's nothing to download.
Nah Dude is already here.
From a certain point of view, Nah Dude has always been here.
Thanks for clicking.
