How come they don't hire the Jackass guys to re-invigorate the Indiana Jones movies? Even at 80, Harrison Ford's still got it-it's the overall production that's grown stale and conservative. Embed Ford within raucous Jackass shenanigans, and that box office'll stack itself, my dudes!
Also, the premises and titles pretty much write themselves:
Indiana Jones and the Off-Road Tattoo
Indiana Jones and the Fuckery of the Fart Mask
Raiders of the Lost Rocket Cart
Indiana Jones and the Romance of Beast Man
Ring me up, Hollywood, and let's make some fuckin' cash money for a change!
