ONE LINE MOVIE REVIEW #13: BARBIE (2023)

Barbie teams up with the "real human being" from Drive and Blade Runner 2049 to lay the groundwork for the Hasbro/Mattel/Disney/Fox/G.I.Joe/Transformers/Star Wars/Marvel/DC/Robert Crumb/Rupert Murdoch/Tyrell Corp./Umbrella Corp./Yoyodyne/Weyland-Yutani/Fast and Furious/King Kong/NASA/Tesla/Papa John's/Godzilla/Pokemon/Call of Duty/Nintendo/SEGA/Microsoft/Time Warner/Alien vs Predator/Val Verde Continuity/Spider-Verse/Sony/Meta/Alphabet/Wreck It Ralph/Universal Monsters Shared Cinematic Universe.