Did you know that David Letterman is still making content?
He's got a YouTube, there was some podgrift interview recently . . . basically,I'll cut to the chase here, I just want him to bring back the Buttafuocco jokes.
Also, and this is an even dimmer, more distant memory . . . but I'm almost certain that Letterman did some Fahrvergnugen jokes back in the day. I'm basically positive on this. It was a Top Ten List thing, I'm almost certain.
And, if he decides to go contemporary, he can throw Barbenheimer into the mix.
"-and at Number Six . . . Buttafuocco Barbenheimer Fahrvergnugen."
Ah, yes, those dulcet tones.
Maybe we can even finally figure out which one's Oprah, and which one's Uma.
'Tis a mystery, isn't it?
Well, sometimes you have to wander into the wastelands of the past to solve these mysteries.
Nothing else will get it.