. . . I really don't get why there are still ads for potato chips.
I mean, look.
William holds up a bag of generic brand cheddar and sour cream potato chips.
I've been eating these since I was, what? Five? Six? Five or six years old. You don't need to sell me on potato chips. I've been sold from way back.
So, y'know, my feedback is as follows:
NUMBER ONE: Take the ads for potato chips down from all platforms.
and
NUMBER TWO: Show me ads for things I haven't been convinced are worth my time and money. Like . . . I dunno . . . active volcano skin diving, or, uh, uh . . . like a mobile phone network promoted by a comic book character. Like if you had Deadpool whoring himself out as a pitchman for a cellular network or what have you. I probably won't be convinced of either one of these things, but, uh, y'know, let's explore the possibility space.
In conclusion: show me something new in an exploratory fashion. Really go for it.
Thanks.
EDITORIAL NOTE: William is a solipsist.
