I want you to picture deep within your mind the film oeuvre of Steven Seagal.
Do you have this body of work well and vividly pictured within your deepest inner mind?
Excellent.
Now, together, we will use the power of imagination to effect a profound transformation.
Focus, now.
Gather your will.
Is it gathered?
Now use your gathered will to summon forth a power locked deep inside your mind. This is the power of your Mental Beam Laser.
Have you unlocked your Mental Beam Laser?
Excellent.
Now, I want you to use your newly unlocked Mental Beam Laser to erase the image of Steven Seagal from his body of film work. Nothing else. Just Seagal. Think of it as precision laser surgery.
Have you used your Mental Beam Laser to precisely and totally erase Steven Seagal from his body of film work?
Excellent.
Now, we are going to adjust our Mental Beam Laser so that it can draw something instead of erasing something. Go ahead and make the necessary adjustments.
Very good. Are you sure you've never used a Mental Beam Laser before today? Ha ha, I kid.
Now that you are ready to draw with your Mental Beam Laser, I want you to focus on the Steven Seagal-shaped void we've created in his body of work. We're going to fill that void by drawing in someone else. Focus your mind on the image of Stevie Nicks. Now, use your Mental Beam Laser to draw her within the void left behind by our complete erasure of Steven Seagal. Once you have done this, watch the film oeuvre of Stevie Nicks, and see how long it takes for you to start really struggling when you attempt to remember the face of Steven Seagal.
Ah, yes.
Now, you are just beginning to understand the power of your Mental Beam Laser. In fact, you probably find yourself thinking, "Gee, that first cycle of Stevie Nicks action films in the early 1990s were pretty good, but by the turn of the millennium, she was strictly straight-to-DVD. Shame, that."
Ah, yes!
Soon enough you will be a Mental Beam Laser Master!
Diligence and Mastery are steadfast comrades in the Life of Rigor!
