. . . you have to be careful when you order cyber-coffee in cyberspace and you maneuver your virtual avatar into position to pour the cyber-creamer. You see, cyber-creamer is basically just a concept. Concepts are slippery. They can slide all kinda ways, especially in cyberspace. Cyber-existence can be perilous in its slippery aspects. So, whenever you start to pour that cyber-creamer there always exists the possibility that it could slip'n'slide into becoming Cyber-Creamer, the famous superhacker outlaw notorious for "creaming fools" on the Web. Now, in a blink, you're among the ranks of the "freshly creamed." Harsh realm, my friend, if you're not on your guard. So, just be careful how you handle that cyber-creamer!
BONUS: Cyberspace is the slipperiest place you can be, for it is also possible that YOU could slip'n'slide into the role of cyber-creamer-feel the flow as you're poured into that hot coffee-or Cyber-Creamer-now you're creaming with power! Fool-creaming power! So, be on your guard . . . but why not embrace unexpected metamorphosis now and again?
