. . . yes, I have often dipped my coffee inside cheeseburgers and pizza. Also, when I go to the chain coffee place, I ask for sausage-infused biscuit gravy for my mocha whip cookie smoothie in lieu of the usual sugar slush. If the barista is uncooperative, I am not averse to using my parkour skills to leap the bar and make my own coffee beverages as necessary. Through conscious evolution, I have willed into existence new organs'n'orifices which allow me to produce'n'excrete a variety of biscuit gravy substances on command. My codename is 'GRAVY SUPREME' during in-theatre flavor operations. None may oppose me.
BONUS: ARE YOU TRULY LIVING AT MAXIMUM FLAVOR, DEAR READER? DO YOU CHOOSE TO KNOW THE TRUTH OF THE FLAVOR UNIVERSE?
