. . . Instagram is part of the Next Level Suck that is Internet In Our Times.
But I have a reform proposal, something that you'll most likely find truly convincing.
Everyone on Instagram shall henceforth be limited to posting One and Only One picture for so long as they shall be alive upon this here Earth.
Got that?
Moreover, every last user of Instagram shall be entitled to look upon One and Only One picture in addition to the picture that they have chosen to post.
Got it? Are we clear, people?
You post one, and you look at one . . . and then your account permanently derezzes into the digital ether with no hope of recovery.
And then comes the Best Part:
YOU GET ON WITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
Hey, you know how it is.
I always have the best proposals for reform.
Who says centrism is dead, eh?
UWEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEE!
