Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Return to the Notional Bookshelf of fake books by fake authors . . .

The Magnificent Motherfuckers a Men's Adventure Novel by Shaftus McMotherson


Peer-to-Peer Proctological Prognostics by Jackal Overquestion 


The Magnificent Motherfuckers a novelization by Glaze Dominus based on a screenplay by Blown Butterdunk adapted from the novel by Shaftus McMotherson


Grievous Gunk: My Intimate Journey Into Cleaning My Bathtub After Putting It Off For Seven Or Eight Years Or Thereabouts, I'm Not Great With Timekeeping, You Know, I Really Just Prefer To Live In The Moment, Is That Such A Sin? by Quest Veering Dormant


The Return of the Magnificent Motherfuckers a novelization by Glaze Dominus based on a screenplay by Blown Butterdunk and Tab Position with characters from the novel by Shaftus McMotherson


The Physique Technique: A Guide for the Ripped'n'Shredded by Chet Beefhauser


"We just couldn't leave it to die on Earth": An Unauthorized History of Indie Scene Breakups, Burnouts, Shitty Music, and Assorted Melodrama in Late Twenty-First Century Martian Colonies by Adam Burngo


Grave Buffet: The Chilling True Story of Eating at the Country Buffet whilst Binge-Watching Friends on Your Mobile Device by Roger Turtle


Pondering the Precious Precipice of a Pluripotent Prospect: Post-Pandemic Potential and Provident Possibility Pre-Panic by Smith Johns


Firm Aspersions: A Guide to Assertive Casting by Redrick Ronaldson Eyeburr


Onslaught of the Magnificent Motherfuckers a novelization by Glaze Dominus adapted from a screenplay by Blown Butterdunk, Tab Position, Jeffman Explicatorson, and D'arcy Brainspoor distantly inspired by a novel by Shaftus McMotherson


FOREVER RIPPED: My Journey to Forever Muscles by Chet Beefhauser


The Asshole of Atlantis a speculative proctology by Jackal Overquestion with an Afterword by Dr. Angela Fiberblast


Post-Ripped Culture: The Death of Chet Beefhauser and the Advent of Neo-Shred by Bannion Flail 


The Dare and the Derp a novel by H.H. Brill 


The Shartblime: Florida Man and the New Aesthetics of the Unwiped Asshole by Reb Cracker


Sweet Nothings Whispered in the Ear of a Magnificent Motherfucker a novelization by Glaze Dominus adapted from the screenplay by Nora Perdition and Groove Manspunk freely adapted from a novel by Shaftus McMotherson


Steroids, Spontaneous Human Combustion, and You: A Guidebook For a New Kind of July Fourth Celebration by Chip Beefhauser


Ride the High Hard One a novel of penetrating masculinity by Shaftus McMotherson 


The NIMBY Numbnuts: Suburban Self-Destruction and the Rise of Dead Mall Nostalgia by Joyce New


The End of Dinner Table Issues: Universal Homelessness as Gordian Knot Solution to American Political Dysfunction a Shindig Institute Outdoor Symposium curated by William D. Tucker