Saturday, September 10, 2022

Yet another blazing browse of the Notional Bookshelf of fake books by fake authors . . .

Procedural Prospects of Forecasting Processes: Theoretical Potentials and Speculative Possibilities by Smith Johns


Shartbusters: Hegelian Backlash to the Excesses of Shart Culture in Suburban Milwaukee by Loder Kurtesy 


Towards the New Crunchy: Flavor Theoretical Applications of Concrete in the Age of Candy Bar Couture by Brandi Conflict 


Shart Overboost: the Official Strategy Guide by Cyclical Incentives Publishing 


Generosity Paradigms of the New Bank Robber Class: an Overview edited by John Dillinger XXV and Robin Hood 2099


Shart Shards: Quest for the Overshart a novelization by Glaze Dominus adapted from the screenplay by Dan Buttervista, Fault Goderperson, Nigel Promptrealm, Stonebone Irongallop, Malware M. Scooty, and Linda Battleship


Hawks and Handsaws: a Consideration of Cryptic Shit by Joyce New


Liminal Shart: The Choice Between Wet or Dry in the Post-9/11 Universe by Albrecht Duty 


Abhorrent Albacore a novel of existential dread and tedium by Newton Wrexis


Shart's Requiem by Harry Tourniquet 


The Blame Beasts a novel by H.H. Brill


"Shart's alive, my dog!": Famous Last Words of the Post-Toilet Paper Era A Shindig Institute Symposium curated by William D. Tucker 


Grip and Countergrip: Grasping the Nuances of Secret Handshakes in the Realms of Shrinerdom by Elaine Coordinate


Moist McSharty and the Nutbust Crew: Counterintuitive Pathways Through the Labyrinth of Big Music's Globalization by Harriet Perseus 


Night of the Necronomicon Numbnuts by Ludwig Doe


Protagonist vs. the Sheer Thingness of Things a novel by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute


Perambulations in a Golden Nutbust by Empedocles Prufrock 


At the Mountains of Shartness by Humbert Pussywillow Lovecraft