The Blitherati: The Rise, Stumble, Fall, Rise, Catch Your Knee On that Sharp Coffee Table Corner, Stumble, Get Distracted by Some Ostentatious Family Heirloom You No Longer Recognize, Fall Asleep in the Middle of a Conversation, Suddenly Wake Up, and then Pass Out Because You Stood Up Too Quick, and Fall of Inbred Aristocracy by Ashley Husksight
Neo-Shred's Discontents: The Post-Beefhauserian Vacuum and the Struggle for the Ripped to Find a New Center in a Multipolar Muscle Culture by Bannion Flail
Drinking Gin 'Til You Vomit: A Citizens' Guide by Sam Bleargh
Multipolar Shartness: Towards the Unwiped De-consensus by Tamerlane Thompson
The Coffeehouse Enema Scene in Mid-Twenty-First Century Post-America a Shindig Institute Symposium curated by William D. Tucker
Airline Deregulation During the Carter Administration: Do You Give A Fuck? I Don't Think Either of Us Were Even Born, My Dude! Hope It's Not On The Test by Glimmer Urmbro
The Goregeyser Gambit a novel by H.H. Brill
Genital Giftwrap: Obnoxious Sexual Quirks of These Insufferable Assholes Who Are Big Into All This Stupid Christmas Bullshit by Herzog Gesualdo Waltzington
Eating While Taking A Fat Shit: A Guide for the Hurried and the Impatient by Colin Mercury
Shart's the Word a thriller by Ivan Guano Medley
Multipolar Motherfuckery: Confusions and Contusions in a World Defined by Various Opinions and Activities by Smith Johns
Drawing Endless Amounts of Random Shit: My Journey Into Comics by Scribblescratcher McDunkenbauer
Even Genocidal Dictators Who Sabotage Democracy at Home and Abroad and Still Find the Time to Rob All of their Nation's Wealth Want Love Sometimes: A Romantic Biography of Vladimir Putin by Squirt Quisling
