Tuesday, September 27, 2022

The Notional Bookshelf Raids Again: More Fake Books by Fake Authors . . .

Heart of Shartness: A Consideration of  Florida Man's Psychological Need for Uncompromising Assholery by Joyce New


FINAL ANSWERS: The Looming Image of Regis Philbin Within the Global Televisual Collective Unconscious by Professor Ida Grands with a Foreword by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute


Holly's Secret Door a novelization by H.H. Brill adapted from the screenplay by Montalban Sigurnjak


Lobster Sharts: an Inquiry Into the Iniquity of Our Instantiations by Joyce New 


The Company Will Keep You Company: a Citizens' Guide to Post-Government by Milton Burnguy


Metaphor and Motherfucker a novel by H.H. Brill


Anticipatory Foundations of Cultural Antecedents: A Preparation Guide by Smith Johns


Fast Spatula: How I Decided to Stop Worrying and Just Go Work at Waffle House by Justice Hortensio B. Fuckit


Smack My Ass and Watch Me Scream: A Chronicle of What My Parents Said My Birth Was Like by Nick Timegone


City of Humping: A Future Worth Fighting For or An Inescapable Humpitarian Nightmare? YOU DECIDE THE ADVENTURE a Pervy Pathways Book by Justine Andross 


Telekinetic Bikini Wax: A Self-Teaching Guide by Johnny Nonmalta


Rando on the Throne: the Gripping True Crime Account of the Search For the Party Guest That Clogged My Toilet by Chasuble Contretemps (PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED UNDER THE TITLE Cairn of Shitlogs: My Quest For Justice)


Shart Dogs: A Meditation Upon Late Capitalist Subjectivity and the Perils of Having Your Canine Wear People Pants by Donald Beamular


Putin's Prostate: A Mystery of Presence and/or Absence by Linder Hole